Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
If you dress like this then I may need to be restrained so that I don’t jump on top of you in the middle of a public place
I NEED ALL OF THEM THEY ARE PERFECT
(Source: ihyperbolize, via pearl-of-grace)
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs